magicallysapphic:

shrimpy-in-wonderland:

Some Queenie fo today

i’ve never seen a mouse that looks so much like a mouse before

(via nashvillehotshrimp)

krafterbites:

I don’t really care about Pokemon, but I can’t not share this clip after seeing it

(via valtrys)

10mushroomsinabikini:

i dont remember making this (dec. 2021 apparently??) but it is *so good*

clarissamansplainsitall:

spacelazarwolf:

headspace-hotel:

error-404-fuck-not-found:

the-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra:

the-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra:

sno-fitzroy-the-85th:

that-transfem-berdly-blog:

sno-fitzroy-the-85th:

drew-dopamine:

sno-fitzroy-the-85th:

drew-dopamine:

sno-fitzroy-the-85th:

deathwarlock:

kendallroyvevo:

scrunching my face real hard rn

agemaxing by working 5 jobs and looking 60 by 25

Aging is *literally* the process of your body breaking down like an ancient and damaged machine. It’s the epitome of the REAL definition of “degeneration” and people act like it’s some sort of “beautiful natural process” no bitch it’s literally a disease. It’s a built-in kill switch your body has and science has proven this kill switch can be turned off with the right treatments.

Same goes for death itself. “Natural” body death can also be stopped with the right treatments - in fact, there’s a lot of overlap between anti-aging treatments that could exist in the next couple decades and the anti-death treatments that could show up in a similar amount of time.

Ok I guess. But it happens to everyone, it’s inevitable, and trying to stop it only cause self-hate. Might as well embrace it

Can people actually fucking do some research before replying with dumbass shit like this? Seriously HOW ARE YOU THIS MOTHERFRUCKING STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

IT IS SPECIFICALL:Y NOT NATURAL

AGING IS YOUR BODY LITERALLY BREAKING DOWN AND FALLING APART YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! IT CAN BE PREVENTED
VIA TREATMENTS THAT YOUR BODY ALREADY DOES!!!!!

Do your fucking research before you tell me I’m wrong about something. Because I didd o my research and I’m sick of stupid people like you saying stupid fucking buillshit like this. KYS, cunt

great job telling someone to kill themselves over a harmless post! Maybe you should go touch grass!

ITS NOIT HARMLESS TO SAY THAT AGING IS NATURAL YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH

YOU ARE LITERALLY GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO SPREAD MISINFORMATION YOU STUPID WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT

Cranky because you can’t stop the concept of linear time, aren’t you?

HOW CAN YOU BE THIS MOTHERFUCKING STUPID DO SOME MOTHERFUCKING RESEARCH YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT INSTEAD OF SPREADING REACTIONARY BULLSHIT

I HAVE PROVIDED SOURCES NOW LOOK AT THEM OR GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH

hey dude

they didn’t take the chill pill

22 years old and you’re like this? smh

no but fr put on sunscreen. that’s it. that’s the only “anti-aging” shit that matters and honestly it’s there to prevent skin cancer. fuck looking young, i just don’t want cancer. for me or for you

Thank you all for a fantastic post-reading experience, wasn’t expecting to see someone saying “kys” in reply to being told humans are mortal

IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND WHAT IS THIS??????????????????????????????????????????

(via bird-cannibalism)

moreglitter:

trashboat:

trashboat:

my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time

bro the worst part is last night i went to his place and it’s 11pm and i’m sitting there eating fucking stew like god damn it worked on me too

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fredersen:

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grimewart:

the original 16 sugarfangs strips i completed before deciding to take my art in a different direction. they’re still canon to the story so i figured i’d share them here

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

My most stereotypically white person habit is I really do LOVE saying “looks like we got here at the right time” if a place gets crowded after we’ve been seated

(via swampgallows)

hustlerose:

hug cancelling into a frame perfect kissie

bogleech:

bogleech:

I have a whole article about it on my website but please ask me to over share the lore of the 1996 Jumanji cartoon series

Oh did something else go around about it at some point???

The Jumanji animated series was largely the product of the late Everett Peck, also known as the creator of Duckman and a creature/character design for The Real Ghostbusters. I haven’t seen the 2017 and 2019 Jumani movies, but I’ve heard that they borrow a few broad concepts from these series and even feature some direct subtle references to it, however they are nowhere near as surreal or as dark.

According to this series, “Jumanji” is a malevolent entity of unknown origin that manifests for equally unknown reasons as an immersive jungle-themed game world. Here are some facts about this world:

The sun is a satellite and the sky is an animated tarp. On the other side of the sky is possibly an endless, empty white void.

There are various “NPC villains” like the big game hunter, a religious fanatic ape, a guy who’s clearly coded as a misplaced nazi general and others but it is eventually revealed they may have all been normal people “taken” by the game. If one of them is killed the game will seek to transform anyone it can into a replacement for that character.

The show avoids depicting “jungle people” by instead having strange creatures who are themselves wooden masks, but an episode implies that these are another “NPC villain,” and in this case, they’re former human children who could never return home.

One of the villains is a mad inventor who can create fully sentient mechanical creatures, so there’s also robots, but we also find out that a great deal of the actual animals in the game world are just robots as well. They still eat and live like animals, but they’re hyper-advanced and ambiguously magical “animatronics.”

Within the Jumanji world is an artifact similar to the Hellraiser puzzle cube that will take you deeper down into a game-within-a-game, a horrifying biomechanical netherworld, and it’s possible somewhere in this reality there’s another supernatural game to get sucked into, and so on and so forth.

We never find out what the entity is or its true motivations - Allen (the Robin Williams character) says it’s just an evil thing that “eats children” - but if you manage to “cheat” or break its rules it will chase you down in its personal avatar, a reaper that deconstructs everything it touches.

Also just really like these sirens from the nautical episode